Foolish Mortals CR Chart

[theduck]

		Bad temper. Threatened me for no good reason. Scary. I may or may not have antagonized him: best to avoid at all costs in the future. Not as intimidating as he tries to act.
KYLO REN darthfanboy

		Too dismissive of my ghost theory, but otherwise okay to talk to. Has good opinions on pants, unlike Some people here. A top-notch detective.
CHIP nocasetoobig

		Sort of threatened to eat me? Hasn't done anything to follow up on it, but suspicious nonetheless. Strange but seemingly harmless for now. A better cook than I am. Seems to mean well.
SALLY darnsitall

		A smart kid with a good head on her shoulders. A little too cheerful, but too good to be stuck in a place like this, that's for sure. Seems to be the one most set on making a plan to get out of here. Reckless.
MARNIE hallotween

		A demigod. Doesn't have any spare armor or anything, but let me keep her knife, which I appreciate. Seems reasonable. Also seems like she could beat anyone here up without breaking a sweat.
REYNA audentiae

		Completely clueless. Way too overly-friendly for some reason. Least threatening person in this hotel, but I don't trust him to be within 20 feet of anything breakable. ...A good friend. A kind person. Incredibly stupid.
GOOFY goofy_er

		Good personality, if weirdly set on the idea of robots for some reason. Seems to care a lot about everyone here. I trust him.
OSWALD forgottenfounder

		Demon. Thinks he's better than I am just because he can throw some extra ingredients onto a sandwich. No appreciation for hard work.
STITCH ohanas

		Claims I'm suspicious. Personally, I think it's the other way around. Way too relaxed about all of this.
JOSHUA lusito

		Obsessed with my lack of pants. Extremely rude. His cat is highly suspect. Seems to think he's better than the rest of us just for admitting to being terrible.
RATIGAN stenchus_rodentus

		Wouldn't be surprised if she's got a trick or two up her sleeve. Hard to get a read on what she's actually thinking. Almost acts like she's trying to keep us from trusting each other. Uh...... terrifying.
URSULA anasty

		Incredibly powerful, wise wizard. Seemed to care a lot about everyone here, especially the kids. Probably made for a great teacher. Wish he'd been around longer, maybe he could have helped all of us.
MERLIN higitusfigitusmigitusmum

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