Inventory

[theduck]

Suit Top
For a smaller individual - why doesn't this have matching pants?

Figment Costume
From head to tail, he's royal purple pigment, and there, voila, you've got a Figment.

Moustache-inator
When you fire this gun, it gives the target moustache. What loser would think of an invention like this?

Silver Pocket Knife
Perfect for fighting werewolves! What, you don’t have a knife specifically for fighting werewolves on you at all times? What kind of Roman are you?

Handkerchief
A handkerchief bearing the initials 'JWB'.

Jumbo Pork Shank
Have you ever noticed this machine spits out a lot of greasy theme park food?

Carrot Pen
A cute little pen shaped like a carrot, it just so happens to be fitted with a hidden microphone.

Dinglehopper
Humans use these little babies to straighten their hair out. See? Just a little twirl here and a yank there and voila.

Apple Cinnamon Brew
A frozen apple-cinammon drink with marshmallow foam, served in a plastic stein with a cartoon muscleman on it.

"The Sky"
A large hexagon that looks like a piece of the sky - occasionally it flickers and turns transparent when touched.

Roadtrip Map
The pencil lines on here have been erashed a few times, and now point to Los Angeles.

Elvis Suit
Now you can dress up like The King himself...if you're the size of a weird alien dog.

Black Flame Candle (2)
Better not light it...

Ellie Badge
The highest honor we can bestow.

Duckphone (woo-oo)
A smartphone that's pretty useless - but it has multiple photographs of three duck triplets.

Merlin's Pipe
An old brown pipe, well-used.

Santa Coat
If you put this on, you might have to become Santa.

Powerline Outfit
This is sure to impress that dead girl you like!